1. so I made myself what would be considered a reasonably strong drink, but then the little bit of alcohol left wasn’t enough for a second drink, so I dumped it all into the first and I’m not yet sure if I regret that move.

  2. ELLEN PAGE THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HOLD A RECORD
UGH

    ELLEN PAGE THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HOLD A RECORD

    UGH

    (Source: jumpinafterme)

  3. shogoki-tho said: brah, nudes were \created\ to be leaked. it's half the fun.

    jean-luc-gohard:

    No. Nudes were created for the person they were sent to and no one else, unless the person posted them publicly themselves. Breaking someone’s trust and publicly embarrassing them, especially in a society where that could affect someone’s employment, is not any fraction of the fun.

    also *especially* in “revenge porn” situations, women’s personal information (name, location, sometimes even more) is released, and she gets harassed mercilessly by dozens of strangers because some other dude was mad at her.

    so yeah, I don’t think that really falls into anyone’s definition of “fun” either.

  4. theblairbetch:

i called a lyft to go to my electrolysis appointment and my driver showed up in a limo. it was the most luxurious thing that’s ever happened to me and i was not dressed for the occasion
note to self: always dress like an unexpected limo is going to show up.

unexpected limo ride in los angeles
chloe you are living the dream glamor-girl lifestyle

    theblairbetch:

    i called a lyft to go to my electrolysis appointment and my driver showed up in a limo. it was the most luxurious thing that’s ever happened to me and i was not dressed for the occasion

    note to self: always dress like an unexpected limo is going to show up.

    unexpected limo ride in los angeles

    chloe you are living the dream glamor-girl lifestyle

  5. man, check out young buck Dave Chappelle. QT.

    man, check out young buck Dave Chappelle. QT.

  6. the-chandelier-swing:

blackfemalepresident:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

brandx:



U.S. Mother Gives Away 5-Year-Old Adopted Child From Haiti For Throwing Temper Tantrum




"Having an instant multicultural family was magical for about two weeks,” says Stacey Conner, a 41-year-old American mom from Spokane, Washington.
After she volunteered in an orphanage in Haiti in 2005, Conner and her husband adopted a 5-year-old Haitian boy named “J.”
Conner claims the boy had attachment disorder and began a strict regimen of attachment parenting of constant surveillance in which a child must often ask for food and water. After two months, J threw a tantrum where he unintentionally hit Conner’s nose with the back of his head.
Conner says the 5-year-old’s strike was accidental, but describes it as “a domestic violence situation. Forget love. Right then, I didn’t even like J.”

J was sent to live with another family in the Midwest. Conner’s biological children adjusted seamlessly to life without their adoptive brother. But other people were puzzled. Neighbors who had seen J riding his bike asked, “Where’s your son?” When Conner answered truthfully, “I’d get the most horrified stares, so I’d keep walking. And I didn’t tell many out-of-town friends or extended family for months.”

Despite such events, the Conners were approved by local social workers to become a foster family, and in October 2013 received a 3-month-old boy as their first placement.

Sources: [x] [x]


white people will let their white kids karate chop them in the throat and call them names in public, but a black child becomes naturally upset after you treat the kid like a grown criminal/animal and you just give them away. go it. sounds reasonable.

"i’d get the most horrified stares"geewonder why

This is why we don’t trust y’all white savior “oh check out this profile pic of me and these smiling poor brown children. You can tell I really made a difference” asses

holy fuck I thought this was an Onion article…….

    the-chandelier-swing:

    blackfemalepresident:

    steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

    brandx:

    U.S. Mother Gives Away 5-Year-Old Adopted Child From Haiti For Throwing Temper Tantrum

    "Having an instant multicultural family was magical for about two weeks,” says Stacey Conner, a 41-year-old American mom from Spokane, Washington.

    After she volunteered in an orphanage in Haiti in 2005, Conner and her husband adopted a 5-year-old Haitian boy named “J.”

    Conner claims the boy had attachment disorder and began a strict regimen of attachment parenting of constant surveillance in which a child must often ask for food and water. After two months, J threw a tantrum where he unintentionally hit Conner’s nose with the back of his head.

    Conner says the 5-year-old’s strike was accidental, but describes it as “a domestic violence situation. Forget love. Right then, I didn’t even like J.”

    J was sent to live with another family in the Midwest. Conner’s biological children adjusted seamlessly to life without their adoptive brother. But other people were puzzled. Neighbors who had seen J riding his bike asked, “Where’s your son?” When Conner answered truthfully, “I’d get the most horrified stares, so I’d keep walking. And I didn’t tell many out-of-town friends or extended family for months.”
    Despite such events, the Conners were approved by local social workers to become a foster family, and in October 2013 received a 3-month-old boy as their first placement.
    Sources: [x] [x]

    white people will let their white kids karate chop them in the throat and call them names in public, but a black child becomes naturally upset after you treat the kid like a grown criminal/animal and you just give them away. go it. sounds reasonable.

    "i’d get the most horrified stares"
    gee
    wonder why

    This is why we don’t trust y’all white savior “oh check out this profile pic of me and these smiling poor brown children. You can tell I really made a difference” asses

    holy fuck I thought this was an Onion article…….

  7. museummouth:

You’re not the one. You aren’t like me.

oh my god

    museummouth:

    You’re not the one. You aren’t like me.

    oh my god

  8. devilduck:

Devil Brand

    devilduck:

    Devil Brand

  9. closing out Transfigurations II with Endless Boogie. thanks a ton, @harvestrecordsavl, may your boogie also be endless

    closing out Transfigurations II with Endless Boogie. thanks a ton, @harvestrecordsavl, may your boogie also be endless