December 2011
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I am a terrible person.
(caution: here be spoilers if you haven’t seen The Descendants)
I suggested my mom, grandmother and I go see a movie. I suggested The Descendants because I heard it was good. I remember a Dive writer reviewing it and telling me about it, but didn’t remember specific plot points, just that it was about a dude trying to put his life together after his wife goes into a coma.
We went to...
twitchyspastic:
Josh Ritter-The Temptation of...
Berkeley and I are on tumblr reblogging Arrested Development posts at the same time. This is like that scene in An American Tail when Feivel and that other mouse are singing that song that goes like,
SOOOOOOOMEWHERE
OOOOOUT THERE
BENEEEEEATH THE
PAAAAAAALE MOOOOONLIIIIIIIIIGHT
you know that one right?
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Was listening to the Megafaun cover of...
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Christmas conversations.
Scene One: This one time I accidentally took my mom to a head shop. She retold this story to my grandmother (her mom) this evening.
Mom: I went into this store to buy a black cat sticker they had in the window, and saw all of these beautiful Christmas ornaments in a lit-up display! It was so pretty! I looked closer and they all had their own hangers!
Grandmother: Oh that sounds so nice!
Mom: I thought so too! But it turned out, they were (dramatic pause) CRACK PIPES!
Grandmother: *horrified gasp*
Mom: I KNOW! I can't believe they'd even sell something like that!
My mom honestly thought some bowls were crack pipes. No, really.
Scene Two: This was over lunch today, my grandmother telling me a story about how she got a small child to shut up in WalMart.
Her: I whispered to him that if he kept crying that I would pinch his neck off and throw it on the floor.
Me: But why would you do something like that?!?
Her: Well, I didn't want to shop with all of that ruckus going on!
More to come, I'm fucking positive.
Photos from the Holiday Show in Downtown Chapel... →
JENN I SEE YOU TUMBLING GET ON SOME KIND OF MEDIUM WHERE I CAN TALK TO YOU
xx,
too lazy to reach for the phone to text you
Make the Call
do it!
under-radar-mag:
Call this number NOW (trust us): 1-719-266-2837
over the course of last night i played flip cup with my dad, did a jagerbomb toast to chris thile, then fumbled across the street back home where i lectured my cat on how much of a dick he is.
jesus god my life choices are bizarre sometimes.
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